Isn't it annoying, whenever your sitting somewhere, talking in a group,
when suddenly, some asshole decides to chip in with some smart ass comment, that uses a bunch of words
that you don't know what they mean and they just sound stupid? I sure as hell think it is. Using words that are
lengthy and confusing just pisses me off. Sure there's times that some lengthy words are the only good way of describing something, but that's very rare. I hate these dickheads that go around using words like "eloquent" and "spartan" just because they know what they mean. Great job shit head, for reading a dictionary. Who the hell has such lack of a life to read a dictionary anyway? Seriously, if you're gonna read a book, at least read about someone getting maimed or something else cool, rather than education on how to sound and look like an ass.
I can't even think of an example of a time that a lengthy word should be used. Granted, there are lengthy words that are common to everybody, but that's the whole point. It's COMMON language. Try usin' it, moron. What's worse, is when those pricks use words that are lengthy, and everyone knows what they mean, they're just not used, because of being useless. For an example, as before, is "eloquent." Who the hell uses eloquent anyway? How 'bout you detach your nose from that useless book and use a 'real' word. I'm not sure when someone would say eloquent, but here's an example that I shall but into dialogue.
Pompous Asshole: Hello, my dear friend. Isn't it an eloquent day outside?
Me: Hello, fuck ball, it certainly isn't eloquent anymore, because I had to hear that annoying word come out of your stupid mouth. I found that it was nice, or beautiful, outside, but not anymore. Go die.
Pompous Asshole: But I was merely expressing my overlengthy study of words that I will never use, unless I want to sound like a pompous asshole, which I happen to be.
Me: Yes, yes you certainly are a pompous asshole, and I hope you get cancer.
After that, it would mostly consist of the asshole crying as I beat him with a pistol and kick him in the neck. Thus, whenever someone talks to me that I talks like that, I just ignore them, or tell them off in some way. When they realize that their just being a dolt by talking like that, then I might consider saying more than "Eat shit" to them.
And for anybody who hears about this kind of thing, they usually think or say: "Well you're just confused, because you don't have a polysylvalic vocabulary." I probably spelled that wrong, but I don't give a shit. Anyway, the point isn't that I have a limited vocabulary, because I've got one that doesn't make me just come off as an asshole. It's because I understand the concept of having a good USE of vocabulary, rather than one with useless shit all over it. You might ask why I would do something like that, but I rarely do, because it's rarely ever needed. At least, with a good use of words people can understand what you're trying to tell them. I dunno, I guess I was assuming a little too much, when I thought that when you tell somebody something, that you intend for them to understand it, according to these kind of shit heads.
All in all, people who use lengthy, complex, words to make themselves sound more profound can all eat shit. Using that kind of language is what I'd consider the opposite of charisma, because it pisses people off and makes them think of how much they hate you, rather than what you're talking about